Dickon Edwards ([info]dickon_edwards) wrote,
@ 2003-04-08 01:47:00
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The Fine Art Of The Music Compilation
There's an article in the Guardian on curated compilation albums, citing New Order's already-released "Back To Mine", Morrissey's forthcoming "Under The Influence" album, and a curious new series called "The Date Tapes", based on personal compilations made with the sole intention of getting the listener to fall into the tape-maker's arms.

Frustratingly, full tracklistings of the latter two are not yet available, as all the songs on shop-released compilations have to be cleared individually with the various licensees, a tiresome process which can ensue right up until the release date. This is where the proper hand-made comp tape (or "mix tape" as they say in the US) has the edge. Not only is it far more personal, but you don't have to ask the wretched band's permission to include their song. Some groups, like The Beatles, appear to be far too mean to let their songs appear on any various artist compilations at all, so that instantly compromises many "my favourite songs" selections.

As intriguing as finding out what songs Morrissey would want to DJ to the world with, it just wouldn't be a patch on Mr M making a comp tape for you personally. Not only could he put on whatever he wanted without having to get clearance, but he could tailor it to whatever he thinks about you and what he thinks you alone should hear. And you could have fun reading too much significance into his selections. Does that song title mean something? Is he trying to tell me something with that song's lyric? That's the whole point of the home-made comp tape.

The Guardian article neglects to mention EMI's "Songbook" series, a curious project of 1999 which comprised ten beautifully-packaged albums, each representing the choices of a fellow of cultish repute. It was a rum assortment: US cartoonists Robert Crumb, Gilbert Shelton and Peter Bagge jostling with the likes of writers Clive Barker, Hunter S Thompson, and Iain Banks, plus the Thunderbirds creator Gerry Anderson, illustrators Ralph Steadman and Savage Pencil, and the poet Ivor Cutler.

Why those ten men were chosen in particular, I have no idea. But the appeal of such albums can only be limited by definition. First of all, you have to be interested in the person doing the selection. And then you have to care about what they like to listen to. For instance, I quite admire Mr Crumb's comic work, but I'm not in the least bit interested in his ragtime jazz record collection. If I was, I'd read an interview to find out just who his favourite artists were, and then go out and procure the records myself. Which I'd then enjoy far more.

The trouble with curator compilations is that they are made for no one in particular. More often than not, they can become the aural equivalent of some bore at a party telling you the entire plot of their favourite film. "Have you not seen it? Well, it starts with this man..." It never occurs to such people that the reason you haven't seen that film is because you didn't want to. They don't care who you are. You are just a random pair of ears.

Proper, personal, home-made comp tapes (and now, CDRs) are a different matter altogether. I'm in the process of whittling down my possessions in general, but it will be hard to part with the many comp tapes made for me over the years. It'd be like throwing out old letters. Each one represents a time in my past, a place, a friendship. In fact, I'd rather part with most of my proper CDs and records than those tapes. The way things are going, I may well do just that.

If I were to make a comp tape for anyone right now, I would put all of "The Smell Of Our Own" by the Hidden Cameras, on Side One. And then put it on Side Two as well. It's out today, in fact. Their new album. You really shoud hear it. Whoever you are.

Actual "date tapes", however, are not my cup of tea. It's interesting to glance at other people's date tape selections, and to read tales of date tape woe, but the idea of making a tape purely to get the intended listener to rub up against you at some point in the near future is really not me. I wouldn't know where to start, for one thing. But I do have friends who have confessed to using, say, certain songs by the Cocteau Twins as a form of musical Rohypnol. "Play this song to them, and they will be yours. It never fails". I can't remember which songs in particular they used.

Just as well. The words "seduction" and "Dickon Edwards" are not likely to crop up in any word association game.



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cocteau charm
[info]scythrop
2003-04-07 05:54 pm UTC (link)
"Hitherto" worked in this capacity on me in high school.

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[info]ripperlyn
2003-04-07 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Mind terribly if I ask why you're getting rid of things that pathologically?

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[info]dickon_edwards
2003-04-07 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Because I have too many possessions. So many that they have started to possess me and impede my movements in my room.

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Re:
[info]ripperlyn
2003-04-07 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Ah...yes, well at that point I suppose a bit of spring cleaning can't be a bad idea. :)

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[info]mrstrange
2003-04-07 07:34 pm UTC (link)
Just as well. The words "seduction" and "Dickon Edwards" are not likely to crop up in any word association game.

That's a shame. Everyone should have seduction as a weapon in their armoury.

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I bought a couple of those CDs
[info]cleanskies
2003-04-08 02:58 am UTC (link)
... mostly because they came with little illustrated booklets, I do admit. Ralph Steadman's was actually not so bad, mostly about drinking and fucking things up (two favoured pastimes) and I still listen to it from time to time (especially cocktails for two) but as for Clive Barker's ... well, J Vasquez's comment (thanks for the link) rather springs to mind. Torch song tedium.

Damian bought the one by Gerry Anderson, but it just turned out to be full of Thunderbirds theme tunes and the like.

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[info]oneofthose
2003-04-08 03:35 am UTC (link)
The Cocteau Twins seduction technique is mine but was handed down to me by a large rugby player who worked in the same factory during a holiday job. I've only ever tried it with Treasure (it really has never failed so I've never needed to test the other albums). The Best Of Maxine Brown on Kent Records has also been effective and has the benefit of being very long.

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Well I wonder
(Anonymous)
2003-04-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't it be a terrific wheeze for everyone to submit their own "Date Tape" here? Perhaps two sides of ten tracks each. I think that would be wildly entertaining. I would be particularly interested in your own submission Mr Edwards...but no simple re-hashing of your Valentines Day DJ set! I will submit my own as soon as I have settled on my selection.

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is it just me...
(Anonymous)
2003-04-08 03:53 am UTC (link)
or does 'date tape' sound just too like 'date rape' for it to be a comfortable concept ?

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[info]crazy_dipper
2003-04-08 05:07 am UTC (link)
Personally, I don't even like the thought of mix-cds, the involvement of a computer seems to de-personalise the activity.

Whereas staying up til three to make tapes for your best friends, people you've never met, and your housemate gives you a sense of acheivement, hand-made covers and all. I wish I had a scanner so I could show these works of art off. There are sketches and collages and all manner of things. And each one is different because it's for someone new - obviously you're confined to the limits of your own personal record collection but I like to think that at least one of those people will appreciate the time and effort that goes into this process. A tape is usually my favourite present from *anyone*.

My favourite of last night was titled 'Your Arse, My Place' and included take that, bis, g'n'r dolly parton, momus, eminem, spandau ballet and the jackson 5. same side and everything. It was a bit of a fuck-off-fashionable-music after my topshop horror last night.

Actually, I'm feeling generous this week.
Anyone who would like a random tape should send me an email and list a few bands they like, a few they really don't, and their address. They may get a present.

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[info]serious_k
2003-04-08 07:32 am UTC (link)
I challenge you to a tapeswap!
Go on. I use deep-blue cassette tapes.

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[info]crazy_dipper
2003-04-09 03:54 am UTC (link)
Go on then! Why not indeed. I shall email you my address v.shortly.

Blue tapes. Wow :)

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[info]dawnage
2003-04-08 10:14 am UTC (link)
Please - I need something new for the car and my CD player / tape recorder is a bit fucked! I'll leave the choice entirely in your hands.

Do you have an e-mail I can send my address to?

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[info]mzdt
2003-04-08 01:11 pm UTC (link)
Cocteau Twins vs Dead Can Dance as shagging music. Discuss.

Of course, you really need to have the speakers either side of the bed, so you're right in between them...

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(Anonymous)
2003-04-08 08:26 pm UTC (link)
As shagging music? That's fairly atrocious.

I suppose I would be forced to choose Dead Can Dance, but only because Mrs. Cocteau's voice should never, ever be associated with "shagging music". I do generally prefer the Cocteaus, though.

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[info]oneofthose
2003-04-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
Well, I would never use such a crude term but seriously, it works. In a kind of 'just got them back to mine for the first time but feeling a bit awkward' way. Whenever that has occured I've bunged on Treasure and within 3 songs passionate entanglings have ensued. Dead Can Dance has always induced a still awe or terror in my chosen paramours.

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hmmm
(Anonymous)
2003-04-08 01:25 pm UTC (link)
what is going on with the cover of the hidden cameras album? Hmm? It's lots of hairy arses!!! i might write to my MP.

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Re: hmmm
(Anonymous)
2003-04-09 04:33 am UTC (link)
I like the subtlety of the Ban Marriage sleeve - a glory hole in red velvet, suggestive of a confessional curtain or the robes of ordinance.

Tamsin

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(Anonymous)
2003-04-09 06:29 am UTC (link)
momus, ICA, 14/05/03
dont forget now

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[info]bulletme
2003-04-11 07:21 am UTC (link)
never, ever, ever throw out your mixtapes. ever. it's a crime against humanity or something. no one should ever throw out their mixtapes, ever.

also, thankyou for posting this, i owe too many people mixtapes and shall start making them now.

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